Brand MADELINE'S VINTAGE
Vintage 90's Beige: A Lifestyle Anorak
What is it about the awkward muted tone of beige that just seems to scream "I'M TOO SELF-AWARE FOR THIS WORLD"? The sweet, sickening hue of nothingness -- the color of the existential abyss! The waiting room of eternal misanthropy. Beige is the new punk rock. What's that, rapping coldly at the door of discomfort? Is it student loan debt, the income gap, reality television stars trying to sell you weight loss tea? No. It's BEIGE. And beige knows the truth about us all: no one is special here; we are becoming our parents; our artwork and youthful idealism can't save us. Sign me up for a mortgage and a fuel-efficient clean energy vehicle -- our pale attempt to throw a bucket of water onto the fiery inferno of climate change that will surely ensnare us all -- and do it in this, a beige anorak.
Today is the day. Embrace your future. BEIGE.
London Fog, Size Large
Our model Sophia is 5'4" with 34b bust, 25" waist, and 35" hips; she usually wears a size Extra Small. This item was not pinned on her and would best fit up to a size L.
Endless apathy masked in organic produce and a smile